November 2011
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habloodyha replied to your post: Rie’s Life Goals
Learn Basque! It’s spoken in northern Spain, but it’s not related to any other language, so no one will be able to even sort of understand you. Also, Basque country is gorgeous — seriously, search Bilbao on tumblr or google images.
This why I love having friends who love language.
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Death Goal #1
kim-am-i:
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queque:
A spanish designer Martin Azua has designed an Awesome Urn which Will Turn You into a Tree After You Die
His urn is made from coconut shell, compacted peat and cellulose and inside it contains the seed of a tree.
Once your remains have been placed into the urn, it can be...
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Rie's Life Goals
Life Goal #2: Learn an uncommon foreign language or an uncommon dialect of a more common foreign language.
Sole Purpose: To fuck with people while talking to them. This can be anyone really. It’s just fun to lapse into something that people can’t understand. Or to screw with telemarketers and encyclopedia salesmen.
Other Purpose (because I clearly don’t know the definition...
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I'm going to start listing some of my life goals...
These aren’t earth shattering revelations. In fact, most of them are pretty stupid. That being said, here’s the first:
Life Goal #1: Learn to stand on head for extended periods of time while carrying on a conversation.
Reason: Things might make more sense if you’re just as topsy turvey as your life.
Other Reason: Imagine the face of the person(s) you’re talking to....
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So I had no voice at work today, and since I work...
blue-eyed-lupus:
paola95xoxo:
I had a little note pad, in which I wrote, “Can’t speak, Ursula the Sea Witch stole my voice! But I’m happy to assist you!”And a little girl came up to me, read my notepad, grabbed my hand, and dragged me all around the store, asking random guys if they’d like to be my “true love” so I can get my voice back and stay human.…it was the most adorable, awkward...
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I think it's nice that Voldemort always waits...
thehobbitshavethephonebox:
Despite his flaws, Voldemort really cares about Harry’s education.
Or maybe he really wants to fuck up Harry’s education, since he always tries to kill him right before finals.
Killing him right before finals would be a true kindness, honestly. Have you ever tried to take a Hogwarts final?
When I say I want to be alone and I mean it
kilomonster:
Let’s bring up an issue I have with that “nice guys” post that doesn’t bring sex/gender into play.
I don’t like the general idea that someone who is emotional cannot be trusted to make their own decisions or be alone. This idea that emotion makes one inherently weak and vulnerable and that they must be protected and coddled like a child. I guess that’s what we do for babies, but...
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habloodyha:
““Lack of motivation” is a generally misunderstood symptom of depression. It does not mean that I sit around thinking, “Oh, I’m so depressed; why bother to do shit I don’t want to do anyway.” It means not that I lack discipline, but that there is a mental disconnect between my conscious mind, which says I want or need to do X, and the part of my brain which actually initiates...
The Legend of Zelda 25th Anniversary Symphony is...
I think Gerudo Valley is my favorite.
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Biochemies →
These shouldn’t exist. Chemistry should not be this adorable.
chartreuseflamethrowers replied to your photo: I am a Cardless Lesbian.
hahahahahahhaha., I love this. I also love my profile pic at the moment.
Agreed. That’s why I kept the pics in. You’re the Doctor and I’m Indiana Jones. We make an awesome combo.
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chartreuseflamethrowers replied to your post: Dear person I had a crush on.
SHE DOES NOT GRANT THE CARD BACK. I DOOOOO [all the caps lock tonight apparently.]
Damn it.
I fucking love that you have the tag #reasons why ash has my lesbian card
this makes my day.
I figured that I’d...
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chartreuseflamethrowers:
skyerana:
chartreuseflamethrowers:
skyerana:
chartreuseflamethrowers replied to your post: Dear person I had a crush on.
SHE DOES NOT GRANT THE CARD BACK. I DOOOOO [all the caps lock tonight apparently.]
Damn it.
I fucking love that you have the tag #reasons why ash has my lesbian card
this makes my day.
I figured that I’d just start a running tab. I’m...
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chartreuseflamethrowers:
skyerana:
chartreuseflamethrowers replied to your post: Dear person I had a crush on.
SHE DOES NOT GRANT THE CARD BACK. I DOOOOO [all the caps lock tonight apparently.]
Damn it.
I fucking love that you have the tag #reasons why ash has my lesbian card
this makes my day.
I figured that I’d just start a running tab. I’m beginning to see why you granted it...
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Anonymous asked: Dear past me,
chartreuseflamethrowers:
skyerana:
chartreuseflamethrowers:
skyerana:
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chartreuseflamethrowers replied to your post: D revoked my Lesbian Card back in September.
Tehehehehehehehehehe! Ash does make a better lesbian at this point. You cannot tell the difference between a lesbian and a hipster and if someone is hitting on you. Good luck.
I’ve never been...
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chartreuseflamethrowers replied to your post: Dear person I had a crush on.
SHE DOES NOT GRANT THE CARD BACK. I DOOOOO [all the caps lock tonight apparently.]
Damn it.
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Anonymous asked: Dear person I had a crush on.
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Anonymous asked: Dear person I hate,
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chartreuseflamethrowers:
skyerana:
chartreuseflamethrowers:
skyerana:
chartreuseflamethrowers replied to your post: D revoked my Lesbian Card back in September.
Tehehehehehehehehehe! Ash does make a better lesbian at this point. You cannot tell the difference between a lesbian and a hipster and if someone is hitting on you. Good luck.
I’ve never been able to tell if someone is hitting on...
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Anonymous asked: Dear person I like,
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chartreuseflamethrowers:
skyerana:
chartreuseflamethrowers replied to your post: D revoked my Lesbian Card back in September.
Tehehehehehehehehehe! Ash does make a better lesbian at this point. You cannot tell the difference between a lesbian and a hipster and if someone is hitting on you. Good luck.
I’ve never been able to tell if someone is hitting on me though, regardless of gender.
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Could someone promote my Robert Pattinson talks... →
disappointingrobot:
It feels really sleazy to ask for followers, but I spent a lot of time collecting all the posts and judging from my dash, the people of tumblr seem to think what he says is funny so they might appreciate it.
I get a bunch of laughs out of it even though I don’t generally follow actors. If I did, I’d have submitted ‘cause you’re awesome.
That being...
I will write about the following, anonymously...
wo-nderland:
Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of
Dear person I had a crush on.
This could be potentially interesting.
chartreuseflamethrowers replied to your post: D revoked my Lesbian Card back in September.
Tehehehehehehehehehe! Ash does make a better lesbian at this point. You cannot tell the difference between a lesbian and a hipster and if someone is hitting on you. Good luck.
I’ve never been able to tell if someone is hitting on me though, regardless of gender.
Also, I swear that I should be...
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I'd feel better about reading all of the books I...
I feel like its an excuse to spend more time on my computer instead of gaining culture.
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D revoked my Lesbian Card back in September.
I still haven’t gotten it back. In fact, it was just given to Ash. Ash is straight. Ash makes a better lesbian than me.
My options for getting my Lesbian Card back are:
Drink D under the table
Get D laid by Alex Kingston. If Alex were to agree to a threesome with D and C, I’d be the best lesbian ever.
Since there’s no chance in hell of me drinking D under the table, does...
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I can't tell the difference between lesbians and...
It really sucks when you go out to a bar and you can’t tell if a girl is flirting or just wants to play a round of pool and her friends are being losers and don’t want to play because she’s kicked their asses so many times already.
Apparently I should have asked for her number anyway.
does anyone else consider christopher eccleston to...
eyesofdoctoreckleburg:
i mean i know everyone adores tennant and matt smith is like everyone’s favourite badger but god. eccleston was my first and will always be my doctor.
I started with Matt Smith, just bits and pieces here and there, then someone sat me down and forced to watch a few episodes of David Tennant, and finally went back to the beginning to figure out what the hell was going...
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I legit believe right now that if I told my...
chartreuseflamethrowers:
Fuck you Juniata for doing this to me after Thanksgiving break.
At least I’m conditioned for this already.
Except thesis. Fuck you thesis.
I agree. I tell people I’m not doing well and they just pat me on the back and assume “not doing well” means Bs not OHDEARGODTHEBOOKSARETRYINGTOEATMYFACE.
