I am the Greek god Pan. I will teach you how to masturbate and play the pan flute. Swell!
I am the demon Crowely.
I cause general mischief and live in a cottage with my dorky angel.
I’m Hoban Washburne. People just call me Wash, though. I’m married to my lovely wife Zoe. I pilot a ship named Serenity under the “authority” of Captain Malcolm Reynolds.
i’m cedric diggory, post graveyard. it turns out that the killing curse actually turns you into a vampire. how cool is that.
I’m an undead pirate. Lets go.
I’m a maid. A bad one.
I’m Spock. Fuckyeah.
Hello. My name is Col. Henry Walton “Indiana” Jones, Jr. Ph.D.